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Ever Taken A Biology Exam?

Biology Class - final exam

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.  He wrote:

1)  It is perfect formula for the child.
2)  It provides immunity against several diseases.
3)  It is always the right temperature.
4)  It is inexpensive.
5)  It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6)  It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.  Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7)  It comes in two attractive containers.

He got an A.

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Lesson of the Day : 9 Words Women Use

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
 
(8)Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to H... 
 
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Sadly, true...

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Australian Award Winning Answering Machine Message

Seriously? :D

Keep Smiling!

Smile like...when you were a kid...

...to be beautiful when you grow up!

Even should your beauty fade...you can still look happy

Irish Millionaire

The Irish Millionaire.

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on the United Kingdom's version of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question.....will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

Question: "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow

b) Thrush

c) Magpie

d) Cuckoo?"

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin."

d) Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......It's a cuckoo."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fookin sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct
answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't
build its own nest?"

"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"

10 Famous People Who Died While Performing

I think the deaths of performers are really tragic when they die performing. These performers lived their lives in the public gaze, but they died very publicly too.. Some of them died on stage and some while being filmed or on a film set, all of them died suddenly. Many of them will be sadly missed by their families, friends and fans.

Here is a list of 10 famous people who died doing what they loved best, performing.

Tommy Cooper

The British comedian died live on TV while performing at Her Majesties Theater in London in 1984.

Steve Irwin

The Australian naturalist was killed by a stingray while filming a documentary in 2006.

Sid James

The English comedian and actor collapsed on stage and died in 1976.

Roy Kinnear

The British comedian fell off a horse and died while filming in Spain in 1988.

Brandon Lee

The son of Bruce Lee was accidentally shot and died while filming The Crow in North Carolina in 1993.

William Ellsworth Robinson

Chung Ling Soo (Stage name) was an American magician who was shot on stage when a trick went wrong at the Wood Green Empire in London in 1918.

Vic Morrow

The American actor was filming “The Twilight Zone” The Movie in 1982 when he was decapitated by an out of control helicopter.

Tyrone Power

The American actor died while filming in Spain in 1958.

Karl Wallenda

The German tightrope walker fell to his death while walking a tightrope between two buildings in 1978.

Les Harvey

The rock singer was electrocuted on stage in Swansea, Wales in 1972.

10 Best Hollywood Celebrity Homes

If antiquity gods lived in the heavenly Olympus above the clouds, nowadays stars have cribs that top anything else in the world. Choose any celebrity home and you’ll hardly find any comparable house that doesn’t belong to a star. So, what’s so great about a celebrity home, apart from being famous? A celebrity home has style, Oscars by the fireplace and gorgeous gardens.

Hollywood is the most popular place for any celebrity home, for the simple reason that it is the heart of show-biz. So here i have compiled a list for some of the best Hollywood celebrity homes.

Barbra Streisand

This celebrity home is a huge mansion completely covered (inside and outside) with “aged” wood, stained glass windows and an outside garden with brick walkways in front of a beautiful water front.

Christina Onassis

Christina’s house is a 5 Bedroom, 6 bathroom estate with two separate wings, a huge pool and a squash tennis court. And the best part a personal luxurious yacht.

Madonna

The third position in the celebrity home top is held by Madonna and her villa with a personal spa salon, artificial pond, golf terrain and a top interior design touch, including leather sofas and mirrored walls.

Britney Spears

She is the proud owner of a tree-branch mansion with a resort-style pool and an amazing waterfall in the back yard.

George Clooney

The “Casa de Clooney” mansion is a 8 bedroom Tudor house with a large garden and golf terrain and with a design that makes Africa safari seem poor, being the celebrity home type in which you are likely to get lost.

Paris Hilton

As to Hilton’s celebrity home, we’re talking a large real estate with a Baccarat crystal chandelier in the lounge, several pets’ rooms and an artificial garden lake to go with the exotic palms. The picture above is of her dog house. You can imagine her own!

Mel Gibson

Celebrity home number 7 is Mel Gibson’s and is the paradise-like villa we all dream about. Tennis field, heated pool, garden astronomy observer or large screens covering the inside walls are all there, because this villa is a celebrity home where living like a star is a must.

Colin Farrell

Farrell’s celebrity home is the typical bachelor villa, with a wine cellar, limestone kitchen tops, beamed ceilings and outdoor billiards salon.

Denise Richard

Richards has redecorated her private celebrity home using a Japanese theme, with bonsais around the garden pond and a red and black color palette to match the mahogany furniture around the mansion.

Marilyn Monroe

The Beauty And Complexity Of English!

English Language

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:

"I hit him in the eye yesterday."

The word is "ONLY".

The Message:

1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)

2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)

3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)

4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)

5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)

6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye..)

7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)

8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

This is the beauty and complexity of the English language.