Holy Hand Lotion

> Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
>
> They undress and step into the showers before they realize
> there is no soap.
>
> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it,
> not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in
> each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees
> three nuns heading his way.. Having no place to hide, he
> stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
>
> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

> The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
>
> To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
> Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
>
> Now the third nun decides to have a go.
> She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing
> happens. So she gives several more tugs, and then yells....
>
> "Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!