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Call Centre Conversation

Customer:     'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and  can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.

Operator:      'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.

Customer:     'It  was on the door to the Travel Centre'.

Operator:     'Sir, they  are our opening hours'. 

Samsung Electronics

Caller:          'Can you give me the telephone  number for Jack?'

Operator:     'I'm sorry, sir, I don't  understand who you are talking about'.

Caller:           'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need  to unplug the fax machine from the AC  wall socket and telephone Jack  before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'

Operator:       'I think you mean the telephone point on the  wall'.

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RAC  Motoring Services

Caller:          'Does your European Breakdown  Policy cover me when I am travelling in   Australia  ?'

Operator:      ' Doesn't the product name give you a  clue?'

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Caller (enquiring about legal  requirements while traveling in France):

'If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'  

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Directory Enquiries

Caller:               'I'd like the  number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff  please'.

Operator:          'I'm sorry, there's  no listing. Is the spelling correct?'

Caller:                'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the  'B' fell off'.

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator:        'Woven? Are you sure?'

Caller:              'Yes.. That's what it says on the  label; Woven in Scotland'.

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On  another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a  worried operator:

'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to  write the number on'.

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Tech Support:      'I need you to right-click on the Open  Desktop'.

Customer:             'OK'.

Tech  Support:      'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.

Customer:              'No'.

Tech Support:       'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'

Customer:              'No'.

Tech Support:       'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.

Customer:            'Sure. You told me to  write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.

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Tech Support:          'OK. In the bottom left  hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'

Customer:                  'Wow. How can you see  my screen from there?'

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Caller:  'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just  realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have  my file back again?'.

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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a  long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a  true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a  recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help  Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect  organization for 'Termination without Cause'.

Actual dialogue of a former  WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these  conversations!):

Operator:         'Ridge Hall,  computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller:               'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator:         'What sort of trouble??'
Caller:               'Well, I was just typing  along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator:          'Went away?'
Caller:               'They disappeared.'
Operator:          'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller:               'Nothing.'
Operator:          'Nothing??'
Caller:               'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator:          'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller:              'How do I tell?'
Operator:         'Can you see the C: prompt on the  screen??'
Caller:              'What's  a sea-prompt?'
Operator:         'Never mind, can you  move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller:               'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept  anything I type.'
Operator:         'Does your monitor  have a power indicator??'
Caller:               'What's a monitor?'
Operator:          'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a  little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller:                'I don't know.'
Operator:           'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the  power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller:               'Yes, I think so.'
Operator:          'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged  into the wall.
Caller:               'Yes, it is.'
Operator:         'When you were  behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the  back of it, not just one??'
Caller:                'No.'
Operator:          'Well,  there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller:               'Okay, here it  is.'
Operator:          'Follow it for me, and  tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller:                'I can't reach.'
Operator:           'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller:                'No.'
Operator:          'Even if you maybe put  your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller:                'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle  - it's because it's dark.'
Operator:           'Dark??'
Caller:                'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from  the window.
Operator:             'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller:                'I can't.'
Operator:           'No? Why not??'
Caller:                'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator:          'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it  licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your  computer came in??'
Caller:                'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator:            'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up  just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it  from.'
Caller:                 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator:             'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller:                  'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell  them??'
Operator:            'Tell them  you're too f ---  ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'

This Is My Job Too! :D

Why Dogs Bite People?

How Could They Tolerate?

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This Is What You Called Real Magic

Samy Vellu Misquotes!

DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story, here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

There you are folks. For DS Samy Vellu, we wish you all the best!

Creative Pencil Sculptures

Artists who create beautiful artworks using pencils can’t surprise us nowadays. But Dalton Ghetti found a way how to create miniature masterpieces using pencils. He simply carved the alphabet on the tips of 26 pencils, making letters come alive.

25 Reasons I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't wise up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going shopping with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT..
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until those vegetables are gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13 My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP..
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a stable?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite:

My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you